One of the most annoying things that people ask you when you’re single is “how are you single?” It’s a double edged sword. On one hand it’s a compliment, as though the person cannot fathom HOW you’ve become available on the market because you’re so goddess like. On the other, it’s as though they’re searching for some underlying weirdness about you which may explain this freak occurrence of nature. “HOW are you single? Do you have 6 toes? Scales all over your body? Some bizarre fetish?” Truth is that no matter how amazing and goddess like you are, even Beyonce was a single lady at some point and David Beckham a single male, so weirder things have happened.
Hi, my name is Charl and I have a vagina.