Things I Love About Periods (Nothing.  Period.)

Things I Love About Periods (Nothing. Period.)

Girls have periods. They’re natural, we don’t choose to have them.  Much like men have to deal with excessive body hair and morning erections, periods come in the same girl package as boobs and a vajayjay.  Lets get over that first and foremost and try not...
10 Life Lessons I Learnt From Sex & The City

10 Life Lessons I Learnt From Sex & The City

I find myself referring to episodes of Sex and the City more often than I refer to song lyrics.  There’s something about this show that makes it some kind of bible to me.  If I quote this show on Twitter I’ll get at least a handful of...

The Bad Boys Are Always Catching My Eye

Dear Prince Charming You’re far too preened and perfect for my liking, so this isn’t gonna work.  I know some girls may like that whole “Ken Doll” thing you have going on, but in the words of the most annoying X Factor person in the entire...
Lets Talk About Sex, Baby (Girl Edition)

Lets Talk About Sex, Baby (Girl Edition)

Before we start, let me just say – this post is written entirely with my tongue firmly in my cheek.  If you’re offended by sex or crudeness or women talking openly about sex then I suggest you click CLOSE because you may well not like what you’re...