I Like Big Butts & I Cannot Lie

I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... I know brothers can't deny, but can "sisters" deny?(is that what us girls are called in this ghetto world, let me know) ...

Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot

I've seen these New Years Resolutions/my 2012 posts doing the rounds on blogs. I don't really like "resolutions", its nice to start the beginning of the year with a bit of positivity and good intentions but every year my good intentions fall by the wayside by the...

“This Ain’t Disney, B!tch”

Once upon a time there was a gentleman that made my heart pitter patter, and after a couple of weeks worth of text messages being exchanged morning through night, lots of innuendo-ing and those smitten tell tale red faced/goofy smiles. I free falled, crashed and then...