11 Totally NSFW Blowjob Tips

Some girls love to give oral in the same way that some guys love to return the favour (shout out to those guys).  I’ll be honest with you, in all my years of “research” *ahem* I’ve only ever met one guy who told me that he wasn’t “really into them” and “could take take them or leave them”.  Whether you can take them or leave them, as Samantha Jones once said, they don’t call them a job for nothing.

“Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses.”

A blow job, blowie, oral, BJ, or cock gobbling (thanks Urban Dictionary), whatever you wanna call it, let’s talk about them.  More specifically, let’s get down to the nitty gritty and look at some blowjob tips, techniques and all out filthy ways you can get ahead when it comes to giving head.

Please don’t read this mum.


1. Eye Contact is Key 

Don’t be scared to own what you’re doing and let him know it by holding eye contact to make things a little more personal.  Chances are if you’ve got him by the balls (figuratively speaking) you’re doing a good job already, so maintaining that connection while you’re down is a) hot and b) means you can see just how wild you’re driving him.  You haven’t gotta eyeball him the entire time, that would be creepy, but not as awkward as it would if you were getting jiggy with someone who kept their eyes closed the entire time or gazed off into the distance.  A lingering look will drive him wild.  Trust me.

2. Boys & Their Toys

It’s not just women who can enjoy a toy or two and your Saturday afternoon bullet will come in just as handy for him as it will you.  If he’s open to it (don’t just produce it from now where) running a vibe along the length of his penis and his balls or just his balls while you’re going down on him adds an extra summit summit to the blowjob.  Some guys even enjoy it on that delicate little pleasure spot between the scrotum and butt hole, but hey, that might not be for everyone. Same goes for a *cough* cheeky finger. If you’re going to introduce THAT into the equation, forewarning, moisture and the right timing is crucial.

3. Slurp It, Can You Work It?

In my opinion, blowjobs are better with noise.  From both sides.  The last thing you wanna hear is a pin drop while you’re dealing with teeth placement, suction and saliva control.  Suction, slurping and groaning are perfectly normal, and the majority of men love it.  The plus side?  That low groan noise from the bottom of your throat?  It causes vibrations in your throat that reverberate on the penis and feels amazing, so I’m told.

4. Hot As Ice

Sucking an ice lolly, ice cream or crushed ice prior to penis insertion is one of those blowjob urban legends that seems a little bit whacky and a bit of effort.  But it pays off.  Firstly, this is the kinda move you only wanna try with someone you’re comfortable with because you need to own that popsicle (and penis).   It’s as simple as it sounds.  The coldness of your mouth in comparison to his room temperature todge is a great combination, a bit like a thermal spa for your penis.

5. Off Your Knees
Don’t always go for a kneel between his legs.  You’re pretty much grounded at that point and as much as it’s easy access, it doesn’t offer much variation and carpet burn on your knees can get painful.  Squat between his legs, which not only males your ass looks amazing (and works them muscles) it means you’re able to move around easily.  Alternatively, have him lay down and lean into him from the side, with your ass point towards his head.  It’s pretty much a 69 without you getting your leg over, but he can still grab your hair, get that eye contact and hands are also at the perfect position to return the favour, so to speak.

6. On the Tip of Your Tongue

If there’s one thing to remember it’s that the tip of the penis is the most sensitive part.  Rather than shoving it down your throat and going for gold as soon as his pants are off, spend a little time paying attention to the tip. Treat it like an ice lolly, so to speak.  Flick your tongue over it, around it, swirl your tongue against it, rub it over your lips, press your tongue flat up against it create other vaginal type simulations. Get creative. The change in texture will drive him wild.  Don’t be afraid to experiment with suction. Moisten your lips and press them, parted firmly against the tip of his head to suck him into your mouth rather than moving your mouth over.

7. The Cheek Of It

Whilst his penis is in your mouth, open wide (yep, like you’re at the dentist) and slip the head and shaft to the side of your teeth so it’s touching the fleshy inside of your cheek.  Carefully move in and out, stroking the side of his penis against the soft and wet of your cheek.  Varying the strength of the grip on his penis at this point will add to the pleasure.

8. Wetter is Better

Men love it when your blowjob emulates a vagina.  I’m gonna go right ahead and say it…It’s all about the moisture. A lubricated blowjob equals a better blow job because it all flows a lot better.  Some people spit on it, others just favour a natural saliva, hell, through some edible lube on there if the thought of spit grosses you out.  It also helps if you’re switching between you’re the mouth and the hand.

10. The Finisher

If you wanna make him LOSE IT (in a good way), use this trick to bring him to climax:  get lots of moisture in your mouth and around his penis.  You’re gonna need two hands for this one, but it’s worth the effort.  Wrap a couple fingers from each hands tightly around his shaft (ask him how tight he likes it) so they’re just below your mouth until his entire penis is covered.  Make sure your hands and lips have a good grip and move up and down at a more rapid pace to take him over the edge. The combination of hand-mouth, the pressure, moisture and overall intensity of this move is certain to make it an ejaculation to remember.

11. Spit or Swallow?

If you can’t stomach the taste of semen, and let’s admit it, it doesn’t exactly taste appealing, there’s two tricks to enjoy the pleasure for both of you if him ejaculatjng in your mouth without wanting to hurl.  If you still wanna spit, just before he’s about to finish push his penis to the side of your cheek (careful of the teeth) and continue sucking/motioning as you would be with the middle of your mouth.  He’ll still come in your mouth BUT… where there are no tastebuds.  Afterwards simply tilt your head and let it spill/spit it out.  Think it’s rude to spit?  If you’re comfortable with deep threat, get him to come as far back in your throat as he can.  You don’t have to taste anything and it’s kinda hot for him to be so deep at such a penultimate moment.

  • Sophie Elisabeth

    I was recently told I have excellent technique, and many are listed here! great post, C! and I really hope my mum doesn’t read this comment! 🙊

  • Sam

    Ooooh girl, this is wild! 🙊 Ever since that Angel Grapefruit did that tutorial, slurping has been a no-go for me unless unintentional lol